The Ones That Got Away

Ideas that didn't make it into the final publication

'New mental health report says the 'force' is with far too few patients'

'Star Wards says too mental health patients treated like droids'

'Darth Vader may be gone, but the dark side exists in too many mental health wards'

Even Marion's adoration of her dog didn't extend as far as using this rather heavenly cover design.

The Lunatics Have Taken Over the Asylum — Fun Boy Three

Crazy — take your pick. Countryish from Linda Ronastadt, daft from Mud or whimsical by Patsy Cline

Mad Man Moon — Genesis. We know. How these date us

Off the Wall — Michael Jackson

Borderline — Madonna

I've got the blues — Desmond Dekker

Shrink — Carolyn Edwards

Talk talk talk — Cheryl B Engelhardt

Italian Leather Sofa — Cake (Couches are so last Millennium)

Stigma — Ronan